THE VARIABLE DECLARATION

Taken from the computers programming jargon, variable declaration basically means to declare all the variables (here characters) that plays a very significant role in any computer program (here the story).


“Life is a voyage that is not traversed alone.”
And in this voyage like others I had companies that helped me to seek my destination. I started this excursion alone without making use of any intelligence, mathematics or maps; but people came along and showed me the turns n diversions that I had been ignoring.


For Guys: ”Girls are indeed the biggest distraction but LOVE is the only force and reason that thrusts you towards your  destiny, LOVE is the only heaven’s call that makes you stand tall”…….:)


So, lets begin with the unforgettable people…


CHARACTER LIST:-


‘S’…The “START” and “STOP” of my life.


‘Y’…Myself (as mentioned earlier).


‘Ratty’…this tale originates from her tail….:). “ye sab isi ka kiya dhara hai..!!..”
‘R’……...My friend, who was bugged out the most in all inappropriate hours ever   possible, but as they say, the two only jobs of a friend is to give and take pains.


‘K’………Another friend with a very critical attitude and often used as a female visionary.


“NA”……uhh..its not “NOT APPLICABLE” as it suggests but the most applicable dee-dee of mine who appeared a bit late into the picture but came handy. Infact the one person that made me feel someone is not supposed to be your blood relative to play a significant role in your life.


‘The DEE-DEE’….(Alas..!!..its a text, if it woud have been a ppt/video, her name would have been appeared with some high definition animated effects..:-O..”
well, The DEE-DEE is the elder sister of ‘S’, a very influential character of the highest degree of importance in the story.
Unfortunately I haven’t had the opportunity to encounter “thy” presence face to face. Sometimes, I was a little skeptical of her real existence…;).
But quite lately some profiles and comments have become concrete proofs of thy presence.
If there are two persons I have ever waited for the longest intervals are these two ladies, because the only phrase I hear almost every day is “wait..im on a call with THE DEE-DEE”…
So, THE DEE-DEE, if I am the moon and she being the planet, you are the STAR here. I happen to be in an eclipse till now, please enlighten me with ‘thy’ brightness.


Well, as the story itself is not complete the character list provided is limited which will be appended as we move ahead.


Besides, the other related people are:
A Rao, Miss ADP, HT(who hates his name), Miss SL(she really should wipe her nose now), Miss SR(all d best 4 new job), NFS-mom, dready-daddy, Dave, “RK wassup..??”, the irritating cousin, the bully cousin, GM(grrr..!!).
Special thanx to Mr. Kulwant Singh, Mr, Bhalla, Mr. Ashutosh, The Inn aunty, Raj guest house,the barber(you must think about increasing your prices).


SPECIAL THANKS TO:-


 Transport Partners:-
• Indian Railways
• Calcutta Taxis
• Calcutta Autos-rickshaws (Dont ever...ever run when you see a tourist with luggage..X-(..)
• CTC (Calcutta Transport Corporation)..especially the low floor ones.
• Calcutta Metro Rail corporation.
• Calcutta cycle-rickshaws (guys, when I’ll be successful I’ll open up a foundation for you and will help you increase your seating areas because they make some guys feel damn uncomfortable and embarrassed).


Food Joints:-
• Dominos (thank god you generally have carryouts).
• Mc Donalds
• KFC
• CCD (sorry for the chair that was tripped, hope it din't get any scratches..I am sorry, miss 'S' is a little clumsy..).
• Jalapenos
• Urban Desi (Goddamn ur cover charges..!!..X-(….)
• Mani square food court.( Fix your tables guys, the mean life to some of us).


Others:-
• Archies Gifts gallery.
• Mojini’s Bakers (not sure of the name though)
• Calcutta Florists.
• Cadbury(5-star, dairy milk, fruit n nut).
• Reserve Bank Of India’s Indian currency notes (money can buy many things, really..!!)
• Ewww-dle noodle of Maharaja Resturant. (yepp..i dint like it much).
• Bengal Ambuja Metro Development Limited for developing City Centre Mall and becoming a part of this blog (Don’t expect any royalties though).
• Mani Group for building Mani Square Mall.
• Vijay Lalwani, Farhan Akhtar, Deepika Padukone and all cast n crew members of Kartik Calling Kartik.
• Inox
• Kinley Mineral water.
• Coca-Cola Corp.
• Pepsi Corp.
• 7-up(especially the cans that spilled and made me realize that I to am clumsy..:(..)
• Orbit white chewing gum (highly recommended). 
• Centre fresh chewing gums.
• Happydent White Chewing gums.


Clothing Partners:-
Not sure of her though…
• Copperstone Shirts.
• Levis Ltd.
• Tag Heuer.
• Sparx
• Reebok
• Macroman
• Jockey
• Nike




Lifestyle Products Partners:-
• Johnson n Johnson
• Garnier
• Palmolive
• Gillette
• Axe
• Addidas deodrants & perfumes.
• Himalaya Hand Sanitizers.
• Pepsodent toothpaste
• Colgate toothbrush.


Technology Partners:-
• Skype (you guys rock..\m/..)
• Yahoo messenger, mail and other services.
• Google talk and gmail.
• Orkut 
• Facebook
• Winamp(important contributions..thank you..)


Telecom Partners:-
• Reliance Anil Dhirubhai Ambani group.
• Reliance India Mobile.
• Vodafone
• Sony Ericsson Mobile Phones.
• Samsung Mobiles.
• LG mobiles.
• BSNL (rarely used in low balance situations)




It wasn’t possible without your valuable contribution.


All theabove prople and services have directlyor indirectly contributed in my story and as the story continues it’ll expand.


Thanks to you all again..!!


(DISCLAIMER: Text used in the blog humourous or profane is not intended to make anybody to feel offended.
Any suggestions for the improvement of text or grammer or anything CAN BE appreciated).